It is "frowned upon" to intentionally "misgender" the host of the Couch Auction upon first arrival.
Audibly telling the couch auction host to place a shoe atop their head is considered "rude" in couch auction culture.
The host of a given couch auction has kindly told the audience that "there is no couch for sale". Thus, you should leave the stream, as you were clearly mistaken.
Bidding on a particular piece of furniture during an auction should NOT begin until the host has given a start price.
Furniture bidding can be in the form of numerous currencies beyond the USD.
Dropping petty insults at an auction host is encouraged, as it potentially can "speed up" the bidding process.
Auction hosts should NEVER be informed of a report to either the American Auctioneering Association of America (AAAA) or to Ashanti herself.
Parents, friends, and others who are visibly present during an auction should be greeted or otherwise mentioned.
Due to the stressful nature of couch auctions
, it is OK to ignore drug or alcohol use of a given host.
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Sometimes, American Auctioneering Association of America (AAAA) reps or others may need to join the live stream of an auction (for a variety of reasons).
An auction host has placed a Playstation controller atop their head, in lieu of a nearby shoe/other footwear. Which of the following would be the MOST APPROPRIATE response?
The host of an auction has informed the audience that the futon she was selling has large amounts of staining and other damage. What would the best response to this be?
During an auction, a given start price for bidding has turned out to be far above your budget. What would be the appropriate response to the high pricing?
The dog of a couch auction host can be audibly heard in the background of a live stream. How should this situation be BEST handled?
In what seems to be a case of amnesia, a host has appeared to forget about an auction they scheduled. How should you BEST respond to the host asking "What couch auction"?
Upon joining the stream of a couch auction, you notice that the host is soliciting jewelry and other cheap trinkets instead. How should you respond to this?
As bidding is underway during an auction, the connection of the live stream begins to "lag" and becomes spotty. Which choice below is the BEST example of how to address this?
An auction host has informed the audience of a pristine ottoman for sale. As the host shows the stream the visual of the furniture, you notice a large tear on the side. What would be the best course of action?
Unaware of bylaws regarding loud music during an auction, a host has been blaring rap music while bidding has been ongoing. What would be the BEST response to this?
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A host of an auction has somehow forgotten who the great "Ashanti" is. How should you respond to this?